Slap Chop
Hi, it’s Vince with Slap Chop. You’re going to be in a great mood all day cause you’re going to be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now look, here’s a potato, one slap– you got big chunks for stews, and two slaps– home fries in a second. You don’t even have to switch any blades. Now, you love salad, but you hate making it. You know you hate making salads, that’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet. One slap, salad. I love pizza too but once in awhile get the veggies in, atleast throw it on top of the pizza. Your going to change your eating habits. Soup or cole slaw in just five seconds and it’s done. Add tuna and your going to have a nice tuna salad. Your going to have an exciting life now. Look, here’s a hard boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle, you add the green onion, and what you can do is mix things together. Just add the ham and your gonna love this. You don’t have time to make breakfast. Look, breakfast to go. Onions make you cry but the Slap Chop changes that. It comes with a cover, so you can do everything with a cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board. Whatever you’d like. It’s easy enought to do with one finger. It’s so easy that kids can do it.
The reason your going to Slap Away everyday is becuase it’s so easy to clean. It pops open so easily. Now these other ones that you see in the stores, bacteria gets into them, and you can’t clean it. It’s worthless. Forget about it!
When you buy the Slap Chop, we’re going to give you the Graty for cheese. It comes with two blades, just bang it and the cheese comes right out. It even comes with a cover so it stays sealed and you can refrigerate it. The Slap Chop sells for $19.95 but if you order now, your going to get the Graty absolutely free. So that’s two for $19.95.
